YOU MAY BE FROM A SMALL TOWN IF

* Third Street is on the edge of town.

* You miss a Sunday at church and receive a get-well card.

* The nicest house in town has a beauty shop on the back porch.

* You can't walk for excerise because every passing car offers you a ride.

* You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway.

* You speak to each dog you pass by name.

* You drive into the ditch 5 miles out of town, and the word gets back before you do.

* You can name everyone you graduated high school with.

* You know what 4-H is.

* You use to drag "Main".

* You have ever gone home for Homecoming.

* It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

* You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.

* Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.

* Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get strong.

* The city council meets at the coffee shop.

* Your teacher's call you by your older siblings names.

* Your teacher's remember when they taught your parents.

* The closest mall is 45 miles away.

* You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.


Hahaha...Hope you enjoyed this. This is where we live. :) Have a great week!